Monday, June 17, 2013

Here's a video of a guy chewing on a tree on U Street

Well, there's something you don't see every day:

According to DCist, the video's uploader explained the situation thusly: the guy was visibly intoxicated, and "He approached the tree and proceeded to slap the it semi-sexually, like he was spanking it. Then he really got in there and chewed the bark off the tree for about five minutes. He didn't actually eat it, just chewed. Cops showed up, but they seemed just as confused as the rest of us. I think they told him to be on his way and that was that."

The plant-chewing occurred near the U Street Music Hall.

Commenters on DCist speculate that the drunk person might have thought he was being funny for passersby.  That seems logical. Or maybe he just needed more fiber in his diet.

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