The planets aligned! For the first time in I don't know how long, both escalators on the east entrance of the Columbia Heights Metro were working, as of Sunday night. However, that could mean they're down again. Those things must be made of tissue paper or something.
I haven't been to the west entrance, are those working too? If so, I'd be shocked.
UPDATE: Looks like all the escalators are now off, on both sides. Wow. We are 0/5.