Friday, May 15, 2009

Terminator Salvation contest entries

Thanks to everyone who entered the contest, I got a lot of funny responses and it was hard to pick a winner.

Kindergarten Cop was a popular source, as was Conan the Barbarian. Surprisingly, there weren't too many from Commando or Total Recall.

Here's a sampling of some quotes I got -- if you say them in your head with an Arnold accent, it makes them funnier.

Predator: "GOOO!! Get to da choppa!!!"

Kindergarten Cop: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

Mongol General: "What is best in life?"
Conan: "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

Hercules in New York: "Hercules has no need of money!" (which was his second movie, it's terrible and hilarious, see it if you can. Arnold's accent was so bad, in some versions they dubbed over his lines with a snooty English guy)

"I suppose nothing hurts you."
Conan: "Only pain."

Kindergarten Cop: "I'm the party pooper"

The Running Man: "Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground"

Pumping Iron (I think): "I just use my muscles as a conversation piece, like someone walking a cheetah down 42nd Street."

Kindergarten Cop: "Stop whining! You kids are soft. You lack discipline... Well, I've got news for you. You are mine now. You belong to me. No more complaining. No more 'Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom'. NOTHING! THERE *IS* NO BATHROOM!"

Twins: "Vincent, am I shitfaced?"

True Lies, during the horse vs. motorcycle chase: "My horse is getting tired"

Kindergarten Cop, Arnold: "I have a headache."
Random student: "It might be a tumor."
Arnold: "It's not a tumaaaah!"

Jingle All the Way: "I'm not a pervert! I was just looking for a Turbo Man doll!"

Pumping Iron: "Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer."

Terminator: "I'll be back"

Raw Deal: "Hey, I'm not a cop... I'm a player."

The Running Man: "I'm not into politics, I'm into survival." (ironic!)

Batman and Robin (ugh) as Mr. Freeze: "The Ice Man cometh!"

Eraser, after shooting an alligator (or crocodile) in the head: "You're luggage."

And the winner:

True Lies, Guard: "Can I see your invitation?"
Arnold: "Sure, here's my invitation"
triggers giant explosion!

Thanks again to all who entered!


  1. Is it too late to add:

    "I can absolutely understand why Brazil is totally devoted to my favorite body part: the ass"
    - Carnival in Rio with Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Clip is at it's definitely NSFW, unless you work at DC government

  2. that video is bananas. what a creepster


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